Funny Jokes About the Color Purple
Two Photons enter a bar.
Two Photons Finish their shift at their job, hop a cab and head to a bar.
They enter the bar and the bartender asks "Are you coming or leaving?" One of the photons replies "Isn't it obvious?"
The bartender replies "No, I'm colorblind.
The year is 2089. All policemen have been replaced by genetically modified dogs.
The amount of people killed by police yearly went down 90% and a recent poll that asked "Do you like the police?" showed that public opinion of the force went up 64%.
How was this accomplished?
Dogs are colorblind.
Stupid people need a CPU upgrade,
colorblind people need a GPU upgrade.
Just thought of this a few minutes ago, thought you guys might like it.
I recently found out that I'm colorblind...
It came out of the purple.
Why kale green?
It's not if you're colorblind.
I stopped going to my colorblind therapist.
He could never tell when I was blue.
Just found out I'm colorblind
it came out of the yellow.
Colorblind people are wondering why is everyone on Facebook is celebrating Fifty Shades of Grey
I found out I was colorblind last week...
...came right out of the purple.
As someone who is red/green colorblind the Starbucks cup offends me
I LITERALLY can't see why people are upset
Roses are brown, violets are grey
I just found out I'm colorblind today.
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My doctor told me I am colorblind.
I had no idea! It came right out of the green
I've just been diagnosed as Colorblind..
I know, it certainly has come out of the purple.
The grass is always browner on the other side...
I am colorblind.
My ex-girlfriend used to have this strange fetish...
She used to enjoy being strangled until she turned blue in the face.
It's too bad that I am colorblind.
What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?
Well that came out of the purple
Did you hear about the new rating scale for how colorblind someone is?
Its called the greyscale
What kind of person can't stop watching 'Fifty Shades of Grey'?
A colorblind synaesthesiac listening to the radio
I just found out I'm colorblind. I'm absolutely shocked!
It came right out of the purple.
I just found out I'm colorblind
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
This morning, the doctor told me I was colorblind.
It came completely out of the orange.
Despite What the Media Says Justice is Colorblind
It sees black and white and acts accordingly.
Went to the doctors office today, turns out I'm colorblind...
The diagnosis really came out of the green.
Yesterday, I found out I was colorblind
The news came out of the green.
I went to the doctor today. He told me I was colorblind.
I was devastated. That diagnosis really came out of the orange!
A doctor told me I was colorblind
But I don't trust purple people
All my life my dad's been colorblind...
...When he's angry, all he sees is re.... wait... Nevermind...
I'm colorblind when it comes to race
I guess you could say I don't know White from Wong
I just found out i'm colorblind
this is so unexpected, it came right out of the purple!
Colorblind
I went to visit the doctor and he told me I was colorblind. The news came out of the purple.
Why are most herbivores colorblind?
They grays.
I heard that some colorblind people see red as yellow..
God only knows why all of these people bought BMWs.
I just found out I'm colorblind.
I should have realized it years ago - I mean, there were green flags everywhere.
When Louis Armstrong was a child, he was colorblind, a doctor asked him if he wanted to do this experimental surgery to allow him to see colors. After the procedure, they ask him what does he see, he tells them...
I see trees of green, and red roses too.
I found out I was colorblind today
That came out of the red
My optometrist says I'm colorblind.
I should have realized it a long time ago... I mean, there were green flags everywhere.
Why do the police not mind hiring a colorblind cop?
They can still tell black from white.
How does a colorblind person see the LGBTQ flag?
They see it in gayscale.
Why was the colorblind person colorblind?
Because it ran in his family. Why was the obese person obese? Because no one ran in his family.
Today my doctor told me I was colorblind.
The results came completely out of the purple...
Did you hear the one about the colorblind electrician?
Maybe I shouldn't tell this joke, it was shocking
I got diagnosed as colorblind
Now i'm feeling purple
A couple is arguing and breaking up
And he says:
- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right Violet?
- You stupid! I told you my name is Amber!!
Yesterday, the doctor told me I was colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
I don't get why people say rubik's cubes are so hard. There's literally only one combination
Yes, I'm colorblind. Why are y'all asking?
Yesterday was my first day on the job defusing bombs, and I had to cut some wires
Turns out, I'm colorblind
I was just diagnosed as colorblind
It seemed obvious to everyone else but I guess I never connect the dots.
I just found out I'm colorblind.
The news came out of the purple
What does a colorblind person call Reddit?
dit
The colorblind test results came in,
turns out I'm indeed color blind, that totally came out of the purple.
Today I found out I was colorblind.
The news really came out of the green.
Did you guys hear about the colorblind burglar?
He was caught green-handed
I just found out that I'm colorblind
It completely came out of the purple
Roses are black , Violets are black
I'm colorblind.
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